SenshiOfSadness

A/N:  Because it had to be done.  Totally inspired by the height charts, and animekittysama's comment about Mat's Combat Stilettos.  X-posted on the LJ Dissidia page.  http://community.livejournal.com/ffchaoticcosmos/ Disclaimer:  Dissidia: Final Fantasy is the property of Square Enix.  I make no money off of this endeavor, and am doing this simply for the lolz. Fancy Footwork Author: Railenthe Rating: PG Genre: College!AU Pairing: Pala/'Mecia Warnings for:  Minor language.  And….Does "Fabulous" count as a warning tag? Summary:  Everyone knows that clothes make the man.  Who knew how important shoes were to that equation? Fancy

I KNOW I Heard That Wrong—Dissidia Mondegreens. Disclaimer:  I don't own it.  (c) S-E.  I only hear it wrong. I know I'm not the only one who heard many, many things wrong while playing Dissidia.  A good list of them can be found here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOx1ghg8CMg Anyone else hear things wrong? WoL Actual Line:  Bathe in the Light! ༻  Babes in the Light! ༻  Fade to the Light!  [someone I know heard this one.] Emperor (Mateus) Actual Line:  Suffer! ༻  Supper Actual Line:  Meddlesome! ༻  MILF! ༻  MILK! ༻  Milquetoast!  [an insult, essentially a really classy way to call someon

(Prior to Quick Battle) * Kefka Palazzo and Garland of Corneria are having dinner at Pandaemonium. [Garland] Have you been here before? [Kefka] Actually, no, but I've been told a taste of Hell is just what I need. * As they make small talk, an Imitation Despot delivers food. [Garland] Hm. Sir, I don't believe my food has been properly cooked - [Imitation Despot] Suffer. *walks away* [Kefka] I'll take care of that! *hops up onto the chair* It'll be well done!! * Kefka cackles and blasts Garland's steak with an Extra-Crispy Firaga. Garland stares at it. [Garland] *angrily* You burned my steak TO ASH!! *picks up his sword; attacks with

What went on behind the scenes of making Dissidia! (Order's Sanctuary, after Warrior of Light's story) Shantotto: UNO! (points at Gabranth) Gabranth: NOOOOOOOO! (picks up the center pile of cards and throws them in the air in exasperation) I was going to call it! Why did you call it? How did you say it so FAST? Cosmos: She got it fair and square. (Lays down her second to last card) UNO! Shantotto: DRAT! Cosmos: Oh, shoot! Cameras are on us! Quick, let's start talking about something vague and cosmic and try to look mysterious! (Onion Knight and Terra's first meeting with Kefka) Kefka: You don't remember? You- Onion Knight: EEEAAAARGH